May 2013
148 posts
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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unfollower:
pausequoi:
samandriel:
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to...
No rainin' ,dearie, no rainin': devilsfruitsalad:... →
devilsfruitsalad:
lovelydestiel:
theinkofthescholar:
gothum:
a-form-of-sentimentality:
ikolism:
ikolism:
im quitting school and becoming a superhero
who’s with me
please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes
i’ll be the bad guy
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gingerblivet:
straddling-the-atmosphere:
onceuponabopper:
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
wittywallflower:
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
...
theconsultingbadwolf:
when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
jaesama:
It sucks when you want to rant about a book or series to someone, but none of your friends are interested in it so you just lie there in fetal position all lost and confused with no one to turn to.
neurointoxication:
when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall
lesbionage:
hinkelvinkel:
when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
ichinoue:
The thing is… even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it. even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it. You wanna know why?...
Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5...
arisuskirkland:
fiftwheeltwin:
poco-loki:
colinmorgs:
we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic
Qqqq
suicideissilence:
chantillyxlacey:
discovering someone who, based on their art and general attitude, you thought was in their mid 20s is actually 17
17 more like 14
On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds...
– Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)
Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs...
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dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
kadeart:
thilboshield:
mrakst:
Look at this awesome fan art.
(by : kadeart)
and look this too
(by : notmydate)
so—
this is it!!!
nice butt~~
AWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwww SOOOO CUTEEEEEEEE
O<———————————< I’m 100% DONE asdfdhgvfsghsddsdadadfd
Thank you for lovely art T////T
officialdogblog:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due